Rabu, 25 Januari 2012

SPOOF TEXT

MAN.SITY vs MAN.TANKU

     One night, there was a big match between two enternal rival clubs in Pontianak. They were MAN.SITY and MAN.TANKU. MAN.TANKU have the strong defence and MAN.TANKU have the best attacking  in the world. It was held in “Stadium PSP”.
    The Kick-off was started. The match was very bitter. Both of them give their best performance on the football field. On minute 70, one of the MAN.TANKU star player drove the ball from the middle field , he passed some players one by one easly. He showed his attractive skills well. And  finally , “GOAL...”!!! Fantastic! He scores. Now the score is 1-0 for  MAN.SITI. He succesfully destroys alone his own team’s defence alone from middle field and makes the goal”, said the comentator.

Text Analyzing :
    Orientation
There was a big match between two enternal rival clubs in Pontianak
    Event 1
The kick-off was started
    Event 2
On minute 70, one of the MAN.TANKU star player drove the ball from the middle of football field
    Twist
The comentator praise the performance of the player who made a goal to his own goal post



    MONKEY ATTACK

     Last week, there were fifteen wild monkeys successfully entered to my neighbour’s house. They scattered everything in the house and attacked my neighbour, Samson. He was very panic and frightened when the monkeys attacked him. They scratched him that made him shouted.
    After that, they steal some food in the refrigerator because they are so hungry. When I know the situation, I call the policemen to safe it. The policemen are so chaotic for catching them. But finally, they are success to do it.
    Finally, they bring them to the police office. In there, the fiffteen wild monkeys are introgated by the policemen. Could they be introgated? Could they speak like a human? It is only God’s secret

Text Analyzing :
    Orientation 
last week, fifteen wild monkeys entered successfully in my neighbour’s house
    Event 1
they scatttered everything in the house and attacked my neighbour
    Event 2 
policemen brought them to the police office
    Twist 
Could the monkeys spoke and been introgated by policemen?It is God’s secret





DELICIOUS AMPLANG

    One day, after Idul Fitri day, I and the member’s of SISPALA visited one of our senior’s house. Some foods and drink had been prepared. we didn’t took it,  but just took drink , because we were not hungry  except, Doni. He took a food and ravenously ate it. He enjoyed it so much. “Is the AMPLANG delicious?” asked Suryani. “Yes” answered Sherly. Doni was still ate it. Then, Doni asked to me, “what is the AMPLANG?”

Text Analyzing :
    Orientation
one day, after Idul Fitri day, I and the member’s of SISPALA visited one of our senior’s house
    Event 1
But, we didn’t took it, and just took drink’s
    Twist
Doni asked to me, “what is the AMPLANG?”